Botak Jones

Last evening was spent on food hunting 2gether with Daddy & Mummy. After sending rachel to 姑婆's house, we went down to Toa Payoh cos Daddy need to pick up his workers & send them back home. After checking whtr they wanna makan, they say they are meeting frens & wld like to go back first. Mummy say TP has nothing much to eat also, so Daddy sent his workers back.

They lived in Yio Chu Kang. After dropping them off, Daddy drove to Jln Kayu, tinking of having prata since its nearby. Mummy dun feel like eating prata so Daddy suggest trying Indian 煮炒.
Alas! The indian man say no seafood, no curry, nothing...only prata cos all on PH leave. Oh dear! Where to eat now???

Daddy say to go & try AMK Ave 5 Blk 608 - The famous western food - opened by ang moh. BOTAK JONES!!! Wow, the place was very crowded; we gt to wait at least 45mins for our food.

While waiting, Mummy read thru the menu & found it quite interesting. Though its look simple enuff, there are quite abit to read since they decrible each individual dish uniquely. And Mummy like the way they put in jokes here & there to spice up the reading.

To quote a few:
(Mummy actually "kapok" the menu cos....anyway the menu foto copy one & there are alot of them out on the table for anyone to pick up)

"A woman worries until she gets a husband. A man never worries until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can ever spend. A successful wife is one who can find such a man. "

Mummy especially like tis one:

Dear Tech Support:
A while ago i upgraded GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1. I soon noticed that the new program began some unexpected organizational and renovation processing that took up a lot of time & valuable resources. In addtion, WIFE 1.0.1 installed herself into all other programs & now monitors all other system activities, such as SURFING 10.3, CLUBBING 7.5 AND RACQUETBALL 3.6. I can't seem to keep WIFE 1.0.1 in the background while attempting to run my other favourite application. i'm thinking about going back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 but the uninstall doesnt work on WIFE 1.0.1

Please help!
Troubled User...

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just utilities & entertainment program. WIFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM & is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 & return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 becos WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look into your WIFE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY & COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 & work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE beacuse utimately you will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintanance. WIFE 1.0.1 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN & SWEEP 3.0, COOK 1.5 & SEX 4.2. However be very careful on how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the perfomance of WIFE 1.0.1 to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve is to purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1 & DIAMONDS 5.0.
WARNING: Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. This application is not supported by WIFE 1.0.1 & will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck
Tech Support